I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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