There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
