Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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