Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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