what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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