Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He? As in you personified your dick?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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