Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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