Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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