just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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