life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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