Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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