how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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