She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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