um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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