Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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