So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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