I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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