Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
sex in a hospital.. check
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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