Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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