I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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