the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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