absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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