Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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