can u get pink eye on your cock?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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