i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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