Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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