I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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