been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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