thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Do plants get herpes?
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