yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
please come you make the beer taste better
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
3 2 1 whiskey
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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