This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
we should paint friendship bongs
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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