your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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