physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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