No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Randomize
