hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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