either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm passing your future prison.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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