Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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