Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
