We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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