Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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