He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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