We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
