In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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