You're completely useless in the revolution.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
