so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We named our party play list daddy issues
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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