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You surviving the open bar?
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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