I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize