It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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