my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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