Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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