is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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