go do what you do best...puke behind churches
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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