Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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