I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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